Cindy McCain’s 300K Outfit at RNC

According to the smartie pants at Vanity Fair the costs of the outfits of Cindy McCain and Laura Bush at the final night of the recent RNC is as follows.

Laura Bush
Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Cindy McCain
Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100

For the love of Christ, I hope all those garments and baubles were at least made in the USA. Oscar de la Renta, hmm, that  sound foreign. And umm those are prolly blood diamonds and south seas pearls. And Cindy’s dress, well it ain’t all that, it makes her emaciated frame look down right dowdy. Laura Bush continues her role as first closet fox. It’s been a source of great sadness to me to watch the first ladies impressive rack literally downplayed and bound. (c’mon, get her a bra that moves them up 2 inches and show off her natural waist.)

That creaking sound is the gap between the rich and poor growing ever larger as we sleep. 

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Queen Victorias Underwear Fetches Handsome Sum at Auction

My comment; I SEE LONDON. I SEE FRANCE. I SEE QUEEN VICTORIA’S UNDERPANTS

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AP Photo:  In this undated photo provided by Hansons Auctioneers, Samantha Rhodes models a pair of bloomers…

Queen Victoria’s bloomers sell for $9,000
By EMILY RISTOW, Associated Press Writer Wed Jul 30, 1:54 PM ET

LONDON - A pair of Queen Victoria’s bloomers, with a 50-inch waist, were snapped up for $9,000 by a Canadian buyer at a central England auction Wednesday.
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Auctioneer Charles Hanson said Queen Victoria’s underpants belonged to “a very big lady of quite small stature with a very wide girth.” She was said to be 5 feet tall.

The handmade knickers — which date back to the 1890s — bear the monogram “VR” for Victoria Regina. They are open-crotch style, with separate legs joined by a drawstring at the waist, a popular style in the late Victorian era.

The royal drawers belonged to a family in western England whose ancestor was a lady-in-waiting for the queen.

“These pants, considering their provenance and pedigree, are very exciting,” Hanson said. “They are monogrammed and crested and we know that they are hers.”

Also up for auction was Queen Victoria’s chemise, with a 66-inch bust, sold for $8,000. Her nightgown sold for $11,000.

Before the auction, Hanson valued the underwear at $1,000, while the chemise and nightgown were valued at $600 each.

Queen Victoria lived from 1819 to 1901. She became queen at age 18 and was the U.K.’s longest-reigning monarch. Her reign is noted for both imperial expansion and the decreasing political power of the monarch.

Record Catfish Caught with Pink Barbie Toy Rod

Any record breaking event that starts with, “Papa, hold my fishing rod. I’ve got to go potty” is a keeper in my book. The Barbie rod is a not a total piece of crud, it’s made by Shakespeare, who makes quality fishing stuff for grown ups. Unlike lifting heavy boxes or jacking up a car, fishing takes more than brute strength or heavy equipment. Fishing takes finesse, skill and a little luck. I’m amazed at the patience and calm this man must possess to be able to fish with a 2 year old and a 3 year old kid. To make kids hush up and be still, Mr Hayes must be magic! This nice story was sent to me by VALerie of Big Tea Party fame, and a big thanks to her.

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Barbie dream catch
Friday, August 22, 2008  |  By Sam Eifling  |  ESPNOutdoors.com

All David Hayes meant to do was cast for his granddaughter. Instead he wound up landing a 21-pound channel catfish — a North Carolina state record — on her Barbie fishing pole.

His 3-year-old granddaughter, Alyssa, was the one actually fishing at Hayes’ one-acre pond behind his house in Wilkes County, N.C., on Aug. 5. Hayes was just baiting her pink rod and reel with crickets, casting, and handing the rig to the little girl, who was making a fine day’s work of catching bluegill. He threw a cricket out. “She said, ‘Papa, hold my fishing rod. I’ve got to go potty,’” Hayes said in a phone interview.

As the girl walked the few feet back to the house with her grandmother, Hayes dutifully held the rod. Then — boom.

“The fish hit the cricket, and the fight was on, pretty much,” he said. “I didn’t think I could hold that fish with a 2-foot rod.”

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2 Headed Kiron Dies - Too Poor for Hospital

Dammit! This makes me mad as hell. Reports say the family was being left money by the 10s of thousands of (no doubt germ laden) visitors. Is that the same as charging admission?  The clinic didn’t offer free medical care for such a special case? One would think greed, or compassion would have motivated some soul to get the innocent child to the medical care the  precious infant needed.

Did the parents remove the child from hospital so they could make more money? Were they too dumb to realize they could have more money if they kept Kiron alive? Now if Kiron were kept at home, in seclusion and privacy and the parents allowed “nature take its course”  with some dignity I’d feel differently. However, armed guards performing crowd control and the acceptance of “donations for medical care” that is not sought,  is a horse of a different color.

Kiron’s condition alone would NOT  have prevented him from living a healthy and active life. Dicephalic conjoined twins Abigail “Abby” Loraine Hensel and Britanny Lee Hensel have a similar condition and lead an active life and have recently reached the teen milestone of  getting a drivers licence. But the Hensel’s live in small town middle America, protected and accepted by their neighbors and peers.

Other unique children recently born in this region have survived infancy.  Lali was born with 2 faces. And Lakshmi had 4 extra limbs removed and is learning to walk and live normally.

Perhaps there are too many cultural hurdles in developing Bangladesh for Kiron to have had a chance. No doubt a million stories of suffering, greed, loss and ignorance play out in Bangladesh every day.

Contemporary societal norms encourage respect for a diversity of cultures. To heck with that. If a cultures norms include class and caste distinction, disregard, denial of rights and danger for women and children, greed, violence or ignorance they suck in my book.

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Two-headed boy dies after after just 48 hours
www.telegraph.co.uk  |  Last Updated: 10:20AM BST 28 Aug 2008
A baby boy born with two heads has died, after his Bangladeshi parents took him home from hospital because they could not afford treatments that could have prolonged his life.

The boy was born by Cesarean section on August 25, weighing 12 lbs 1 oz  Photo: AFP

Kiron passed away aged just two days after developing a fever and breathing difficulties on Wednesday evening.

The boy had been placed under police protection when more than 150,000 people gathered outside the clinic in the town of Keshobpur where he was being treated.

He was moved to a hospital in the neighbouring city of Jessore, but his parents ignored doctors’ advice to seek further treatment in the capital.

“We wanted to refer him to a hospital in Dhaka but the family was so poor that they could not afford to take him there, so they took him home where he died,” KS Alam, one of the doctors treating the boy, said.

“It was a very unusual case. The boy had one body but two complete heads.”

The baby, weighing weighing 12 lbs 1 oz, was born by Cesarean section on Monday in Keshobpur, 85 miles from Dhaka.

He was able to eat through both mouths, although he had only one stomach.

Doctors had been unable to establish whether he had one or two sets of vital organs.

It had been reported in the local press that many of the tens of thousands of people who gathered outside the clinic had left money for the baby’s family.

2 Headed Baby Boy Born in Bangledesh

I assure you I shall have more on this soon….. I am even contemplating adding a new category for an abundance of limbs or appendages, can’t come up with the right word. I’d like it start with an F, but don’t want to be snarky while being succinct.  And now dear readers I present to you, Kiron, the 2 headed boy!

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2 Headed Baby Boy Born in Bangledesh
www.telegraph.co.uk   |  Last Updated: 12:38PM BST 27 Aug 2008

A baby boy, named Kiron, was born with two heads by Cesarean section in Bangladesh on Monday.

An estimated 150,000 people from the region descended on the clinic to try to catch sight of the boy so he was moved to a larger hospital and placed under police protection.

Dr Mohamad Abdul Bari, the mother’s gynaecologist, said: “He has one stomach and he is eating normally with his two mouths. He has one genital organ and a full set of limbs. He was born from one embryo but there was a developmental anomaly.”

The clinic had been unable to determine whether the baby had one or two sets of vital organs, Dr Bari said.

Kiron’s life was not in immediate danger but he and his 22-year-old mother were moved to the hospital in the nearby city of Jessore city because of the large crowds that had gathered at the clinic, the doctor said.

According to a local newspaper, many well-wishers had left money for the baby’s family.

72 year old Accountant Beats IRS in Court

Yippee for this dude. And yippee that life can be full of meaningful contributions and victories well past the age of retirement. Thanks Mr. Ulrich,you’re more like Rocky Balboa than you know.

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Lone accountant takes on IRS and wins
By CHRISTOPHER S. RUGABER  |  August 25, 2008  |  AP

WASHINGTON (AP) — It took seven years, but Charles Ulrich did something many people dream about, but few succeed at: He beat the IRS in a tax dispute.

Not only that, but tax experts say potentially millions of other taxpayers could benefit from his victory.

The accountant from Baxter, Minn., challenged the method the IRS has used for more than 20 years to tax shares and cash distributed by mutual life insurance firms to their policyholders when they reorganize as public companies.

A federal court recently agreed with his interpretation.

“There’s a tremendous amount of money at stake,” said Robert Willens, a New York City-based tax analyst at Robert Willens LLC. “Tens of thousands of people could be in line for a refund.”

Don Alexander, an IRS commissioner in the 1970s and now a tax attorney in Washington, said while it’s not unusual for individuals to take on the agency, “most of them lose.”

Alexander called it “quite a significant case.”

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Teens Busted for Creating Super Fast Office Chair

I’m very impressed by their feat, especially since their motorized chair has brakes. From what I’ve read, this chair may have been super duper fast, some reports calling it the WORLDS FASTEST OFFICE CHAIR. The cops are very hush hush about the top speeds attainable. If this contraption traveled at a poky speed no one would have cared. But if it were a well crafted piece of German Teen-engineering that zipped along at 35mph well then Police would have to get involved if only to protect the kids from their creation.

I’ve seen a red igloo cooler/mini bike hybrid that’s wicked cool and made by  geniuses in a  Vietnam Veterans Motorcycle Club. Recently I made the comment to a company that their bill took so long to get to me I could have covered the same distance in a quarter of the time while sitting in a office chair and scooting it down the street with my feet.Well if I had this chair I’d be there in no time at all!!

Speaking of scooting office chairs, does anyone recall the 16 bit video game Leisure Suit Larry?

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This photo has NOTHING to do with the story. Since the inventors are underage I assume their privacy is being protected and no photos are available.

German police seize teens’ motorized office chair
August 19, 2008, AP

BERLIN (AP) — German police have confiscated what may be the world’s fastest office chair. Police say officers happened on the contraption — the work of two inventive 17-year-olds — in the western town of Gross-Zimmern on Saturday.

The pair had added a lawnmower engine, bicycle brakes and a metal frame to the revolving chair — making into a go-kart-like vehicle.

Police said in a statement Monday the inventors insisted they had only tested it over a few meters, but witnesses reported seeing it on several streets.

They are being investigated over a variety of possible offenses, including defying insurance regulations, driving without a license and violating registration requirements.

Police did not say what top speed the chair could reach.

Giant Inflatable Dog Poo Wrecks Havoc

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This tidbit was sent to me by an un-named sooper genyus to whom I am eternally grateful. This art work came loose, brought down a power line then broke a window at a children’s home. As a piece of art I don’t find it inspired or well executed. The shock of the poo is nothing new and the photos I’ve seen don’t show good needlework, finished texture, or overall pleasing shape. C’mon this is Bern, in Europe! Not some local Community College or regional art fair. I think better results would have come from copying or consulting the work of established masters in this genre, specifically Adams of Neptune, NJ.

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However,  the performance aspect of Mr McCarthy’s work rolling thru town, causing mayhem and destruction adds a delightfully dangerous and surreal touch to an other wise “meh” piece. The social commentary of dog poo destroying and coming to rest at a Children’s Home makes a succinct statement about the adoration of the canine and unwanted or problem children.

Giant inflatable anythings are rather quite dangerous and prone to coming loose from their moorings. Check out this fabulous site for info on ride accidents.

Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum
Jenny Percival and agencies  |  guardian.co.uk  |  August 12 2008 11:49 BST

A giant inflatable dog turd created by the American artist Paul McCarthy was blown from its moorings at a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a window before landing in the grounds of a children’s home.

The exhibit, entitled Complex Shit, is the size of a house. It has a safety system that is supposed to deflate it in bad weather, but it did not work on this occasion.

Juri Steiner, the director of the Paul Klee centre, in Berne, told AFP that a sudden gust of wind carried it 200 metres before it fell to the ground, breaking a window of the children’s home. The accident happened on July 31, but the details only emerged yesterday.

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Giant Turtle Discovered in Vietnam

The big question is, how yummy is it? 

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Cleveland zoo researchers find rare giant turtle in Vietnam
Apr 16 05:23 PM US/Eastern | http://www.cleveland.com

CLEVELAND (AP) - Researchers from the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo have discovered a rare giant turtle in northern Vietnam—a find that carries great scientific and cultural significance. Swinhoe’s soft-shell turtle was previously thought to be extinct in the wild. Three other turtles of the species are in captivity, said experts from the Zoo’s Asian turtle program.

The discovery represents hope for the species, said Doug Hendrie, the Vietnam-based coordinator of the zoo program.

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Bridge that Gives Electric Shocks Re-Opens

That state just has trouble with bridges!

Shocking new bridge to reopen
By Rodrigo Zamith , Star Tribune www.startribune.com

Shocked by the new bridge on the Medicine Lake Regional Trail?

Some bikers were, causing the Minnesota Department of Transportation to shut down a bridge leading into Elm Creek Park Reserve over County Road 81 in Maple Grove. The bridge — which opened last Fall — was closed on June 16.

According to MnDOT spokesman Kent Barnard, nobody on the biker and pedestrian bridge was in danger at any point. He said the shocks were minor and only caused some discomfort. The bridge is expected to re-open next week with additional grounding support to prevent shocks.

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Bansky Identity Revealed-Again

Who doesn’t love Banksy? I’m grateful for the street art he’s inspired around the world, because I prefer a mediocre stencil to a top notch tag. Banksy’s work is also very intelligent and make wonderful social and political commentary, another reason it’s better than a tag. (I don’t like graffiti tags, even the big fancy ones are still just a signature-whoopdeedo. Some dingle head is marking his territory with paint cuz urine would wash away.)

This is not the first time that Banksy has been unmasked in a magazine article. My vote is that Banksy is a small collective and that many of the articles have been correct. I hope greed doesn’t eventually blow the collective cover or diminish the quality or quantity of his work.

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Banksy: An Artist Unmasked
By Alex Altman | www.time.com | Monday, Jul. 21, 2008

For years the graffiti artist known as Banksy has been the art world’s Deep Throat: a hugely influential figure whose identity remained shrouded in mystery. Now, like Deep Throat, he has been given a name.

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Minnesota Crop Circles

Ahh, summer when a young person’s thoughts turn to mischief and fresh air. All you really need is some rope and a plank and at least 2 collaborators. Glad to see this wholesome activity appearing on this side of the Atlantic. The word for people who study such things is cereologists.


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Was it aliens or pranksters in MN farm fields?
Bill Strand | 7/31/2008 | www.kare11.com

That’s the question being pondered by folks around Fosston, Minnesota.

Crop circles have appeared in two different wheat fields in the northwestern Minnesota community.

It happened along a lonely stretch of highway 24, six miles east of Fosston Saturday night.

“Well, the cattle were bellering quite a bit. Other than that… no,” said Dean Sorgaard, a local farmer.

Sorgaard found this crop circle in his wheat field early Sunday morning.

The circles are about 80 feet across.

In some of the rings the wheat is trampled down clockwise and others are counterclockwise.

Local residents don’t know who made the mysterious design aliens or pranksters.

“I don’t know… ha! No evidence to say either one,” said Dean Sorgaard.

Four miles east, there’s another crop circle in a wheat field.

Orville Borchardt , who lives near some of the circles, believes kids made the circles.

But Borchardt says he can’t figure out how they had enough time to finish it.

So while no one has any conclusive evidence yet as to the crop circles origins it certainly has given people something to talk about on a hot, summer day.